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NEWS AND GIGS (scroll down for news updates):
| 27 Aug 2010 > | Electric Elephant Festival | Zadar, Cr |
| 06 Aug 2010 > | Standon Calling Festival | Hertfordshire |
| 04 Jul 2010 > | Commercial Alternative Fest | Glasgow |
| 26 Jun 2010 > | Le Rock Dans Tous Ses Etats | Evreux, Fr |
| 19 Jun 2010 > | Sounds In The Grounds | Stornoway |
| 15 Apr 2010 > | BBC Radio1 United Nations @ King Tuts Wah Wah Hut | 8pm, Glasgow |
| MORE DATES ADDED SOON |
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 26.05.10 20:51 | Anon. wrote... Hiyer. Omnivore Demon are performing again this Sunday at Transmission Gallery's 'Jumble Boogie'. Excited about being on a bill with Ultimate Thrush and Sparkling Shadazz. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 20.04.10 22:11 | Anon. wrote... You can catch Le Donk and Wako performing their Pajamurai duo business this Friday at 8pm in Le Drapeau Noir, Renfield Lane (opposite Stereo), Glasgow. You may not have noticed, but the sheer awe-ful anticipation of the cosmic magnitude of the event caused this to happen in the run up to it:
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() THE DRAFTY VAGINA OF AUNTY CHAOS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 09.04.10 22:57 | Wako wrote... Yes we are still trying to make some new music; we haven't seen much daylight since the start of the year. It's going too well. We find editing more difficult than generating, as always. We're all fully smack-nutted to the point where we're wrestling in rags over a squiggle of dry pasta. Nothing for breakfast, me or you for lunch, dinner may be difficult. According to handsome rennie, jellyfish have four stomachs and four clusters of eyes. They also have four separate brains. Perhaps this feels similar to Chang and Eng, the famous conjoined twins, constantly tugging each other in different directions. One night they spent with Chang's wife while Eng lay next to the couple pretending to sleep. The next night they would go to Eng's house and Chang would stare into his pillow whilst Eng and his wife made love. That's a bit like how it feels to be in The Phantom Band, except we have almost six brains, and that of savage paul. A hungry jelly septafish tug'o'war. Are you in The Phantom Band? current listening: The newly recorded tracks by Jacob Yates & The Pearly Gate Lockpickers (looking forward to their launch in Sleazys on 08 May and to seeing them support Chain & The Gang), Junkyard by The Birthday Party, and The Knife's newest album 'Tomorrow In A Year' = amazing. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 27.02.10 17:07 | Anon. wrote... The Phantom Band have won Germany's SOUNDCHECK AWARD for Best Album 2009 and will be nipping over to Berlin to gather our trophy on the 26th February - At the Berliner Lido -- apparently there are very limited places available to attend this event so your best bet is to contact the venue ASAP if you would like to come along. Then we have to come straight home for a gig in Easterhouse. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 04.01.10 18:04 | Anon. wrote... Happy New Year from Les Phantomb Krampus x
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 11.12.09 22:57 | Anon. wrote... Loads to add. Firstly, we've added a guestbook thing to the 'Forum' section- it was easier than adding a reply function to this box. Eventually we'll get this site into a shape that's actually worth spending time looking at. But in the meantime, feel free to say whatever the shit you shite, and we'll use the wee box as a way of updating this more regular without having to go deep in dreamweaver. OK we've a dirge of communication things. fuck it here's another thing. Next up, this: Other than that, just a thank you to Transmusicale Festival and the good people of Rennes for making us feel so welcome, and a big thanks to Frightened Rabbit for having us share their stage for a few shows a couple of weeks back - jolly nice chaps. OK that's it; hung over (DJ'd at Transmission Party - ta to Steev from Errors' for a good tune-about session) and drunk (sleazys). Will leave you with Geb:
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 27.11.09 22:57 | Sinkdog wrote... I've got a new banjo with a pickup on it. Squidlydee _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 27.10.09 12:07 | Anon. wrote... suddenly everything pales into insignificance. All our thoughts are with Mhairi x
15.10.09 00:47 | Anon. wrote... hiya. get in touch if you want to help with videos or anything else creative. The band are all very busy just now, trying to write and record new material around touring and all the other stuff we do (Desi has a show in Zurich opening this weekend, Andy trying to set up a studio in Clydebank, Damo is lecturing and Benji continuing to redefine the banjo)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 19.08.09 09:34 | Fritzy wrote... There's a mildly amusing very drunken interview with Los Phantos Amigos HERE Back on the road today. The Electric Circus in Edinburgh, with our good pal Randan Discotheque in support. Should be fantastic, but we don't actually know how to get there, having never been to the venue. Does anyone know why venues in Edinburgh name themselves after famous venues elsewhere? Can't wait for CeeBeeGeeBees to open up. E.C has a very Flashy website that doesn't work- all overlapping and the links are dead, but hey we can't really talk about that sort of thing, looking at this site! But what I'm saying is you can't get more info about the gig from their website - I'd receommend the Skinny listing or The List for times etc. AND, if you're in Edinburgh anyway, and think there is a way of seeing both (as we will be on stage later) then go and see this band earlier on at Sneaky Petes: Tomorrow it's The Vine in Sowerby Bridge. I've looked on a map and it's near Halifax, not too far from Manchester or Burnley. We're looking forward to that one as the people running it seem excited about having us, or just excited to be mentioned on the radio. Yes, we were on the radio at least once. After that it's Barfly Camden then Green Man, but it says all this above, so I'll shut my cakehole and tell all about it when it's over. Lust, Phantom x
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 18.08.09 17:04 | Fritzy wrote... By the hounds of Zeus, do you think we could be any worse at keeping this blasted page updated?! What with the plethora of networking sites on the go, it's tough keeping on top of it all. But here we are; shimmering deathy wind-whistles that we are, still standing after several attempts to obstruct this. I'm about to put a comment function on here so that both of you who read this (hi Mum and Dad) can post your thoughts just like what folk do on that FaceSpace. As always, Phantom is up to the minute with the latest fashions. There is so much apparently meaningess minutia to report on - that being the very function of this Information Super-Highway - that I can't be hooped thinking of anything of sufficient gravitas, with which to break our spooky silence... The only thing almost worthy is the FACT that I have finally worked out how that fish (a brown spiney sea fish of greater
Palaeozaic
proximity than your average haddock; not one that would be particularly delicious to eat) came to be suddenly on the pavement - having immediately prior to this been NOT on the pavement - just as we went on stage in Swansea. The coast of the great Atlantic Ocean provides clear proof of a hollow earth. Our expedition found a large coniferous tree on a beach just above the extreme high-water mark. It was about thirty feet long and had been carried recently to this point (indeed a cheery campfire was soon made from its branches) yet no timber of such dimensions grows within hundreds of miles of where we stood! I think we all know the answer. Sex, Phantom x
Finally, we made it into Grazia magazine for the third time, which I think is a farbetter accolade than any other press coverage you could ever imagine. Cheers Lauren! You can have a look HERE if you so fancy. Fritzo x _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 11.06.09 15:51 | anon wrote... Anyone got the new Alasdair Roberts album? If not, we'd wholeheartedly recommend it. Reckon it's a wee bit more Bonnie 'Prince' Billyish in its production- less traditional Scottish folk in the instrumentation (of which there is more) than previous albums, but I don't think that's a bad thing. They're great, this is great: As a complete antithesis, another recommendation for today is Desalvo's new album: Fritzy x FINALLY I've got Dreamweaver to work on this laptop (made of wood, powered by straw, peat and disease) so I'm able to update this website that everyone has given up looking at. We'll post some photos up here just as soon as we've edited them for decency. If anyone has any pics they'd like to share then please do so, either on our myspace or on Facebook . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 02.02.09 14:55 | anon wrote... 01.02.09 14:27 | anon wrote... _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
26.01.09 13:13 | unsigned wrote... And Los Phantos got some more shiny reviews - look at them abbreviated on chemikal.co.uk
put your feet up and watch this: 21.01.09 21:25 | anon wrote...
20.01.09 14:27 | anon wrote... As above so below. The human animal finds himself, or herself, in the middle. There is as much space outside the human, proportionally, as inside. Stars, moons, protons, neutrons and electrons. Is there a bigger being walking with all those stars? Does our thinking affect what goes on outside us, and what goes on inside us? Where does creamed corn figure into the workings of the Universe? What really IS creamed corn? Is it a symbol for something else? Checkmate Savage. 19.01.09 16:50 | anon wrote... Graphic artist FRANK QUITELY, renowned for innovative illustration for DC Comics, confirmed his services today for artwork on limited edition Phantom 7" single The Howling. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 13.01.09 20:28 | anon wrote... On 29 August 19Oatcake, the remaining 36 inhabitants of this bleak and folley forsaken island group situated several miles off the Western coast, took ship for the mainland. A community that had survived alone for quenturies finally succumbed to the ravages let in through mainland contact. What their lives had been century after century, why they left and what happened to them afterwards is the subject of mystery. It is the story of a way of life quite unlike any other, told here in words and warbles, and of how the impact of modern civilization becomes their own untimely demise... look mum, thanks to the socks with the man on them we made a record. and Dad likes it. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 13.01.09 20:43 | anon wrote... MerchanDies _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 13.01.09 21:07 | anon wrote... REVIEWS / PRESS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 13.09.08 15:14 | anon wrote... THE PHANTOM BAND ARE NOW ALSO DJing AT CROSSING BORDER FESTIVAL, NETHERLANDS - 11pm - 3am, 22 Nov. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
...have a listen. 28.08.2008 01:55 | anon wrote...
TITLE CONFIRMED AS "CHECKMATE SAVAGE" TRACKLISTING: 01 - The Howling PREVIEWS WILL BE POSTED ON MYSPACE TOMORROW PLEASE CHECK BACK FOR ALBUM LAUNCH EVENTS / VENUES... _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 25.06.2008 17:00 | anon wrote... _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 20.06.2008 03:25 | anon wrote... Album finished, just needs mastered and sequenced... _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 06.06.2008 02:15 | anon wrote... Phantom confirm Connect - we'll be on the YourSound stage - times will be updated when we know them. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 29.05.2008 16:30 | anon wrote... Some Phantom Photos added to the site - have a wee swatch at the "LOOK" sexion. More stuff on its way. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 26.05.2008 02:15 | anon wrote... The Phantom Band's Beeb session is now online for scrutiny... CLICK TO HEAR SESSION _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 25.05.2008 17:05 | anon wrote... WE DO NOT APOLOGISE myspace page is myspace.com/thephantombandpage > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > |
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